Part 27: Loss, Powerlessness, Failure, Wrestling, Angst
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #26 - Loss, Powerlessness, Failure, Wrestling, AngstEpisode Title by YerPalHal
IGgy IGsen posted:
Oh, crap! I forgot to post the match card yesterday and on wednesday! Well...
It'll be at the usual time, of course. Only this link now links you to the page for the "series" which to my understanding lets you set it up so you get a reminder for whenever I go live with LPFWA rather than having to opt in to every single event. In addition to giving you the exact time in your timezone which is the main reason I put these here. But there's features.
Of course you'll also have the honor to vote on who gets to be the fourth wheel in the legendary THREE WAY AT SACRIFICE
#1 Buscus Brawl
Angus McMutton (c) vs. Woolsey Smythe
#2 Just a friendly garbage exhibition.
Garbo Barba vs. Garbo Girl
#3 Bunny Championship :3
Fruitsniffer vs. Tommy Wiseau (c)
#4 LPFWA Women's Championship No. 1 Contender Match.
Valerie Easton vs. Nadira
Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/C4llGdXWKCd53Fzq2 vs. Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle vs. Scott Steiner
#5 Tag Team Match.
Los Ingobernables de Luna vs. The Third Street Sinners
Main Event: Kawaii Championship
Konami Kouda vs. Tolvie (c)
yerpalhal, post:150, topic:2484, full:true posted:
right buscus…gameface must be rid o it. before it drives me mental…well mentaler
ah say…ah say boy, you did the right thing sacrificing yourself so bonepimp can rejoin his comrades.
who the -bleep- are you
Just a part of your whiskey addled brain boy. The tiny man inside whispering to you. and ah say to you boy to shove your hand in Smythes chest and rip his spine out
um isn’t he a ghost
don’t tell me you believe that drunk fools kayfabe bull boy. next you’ll think that you put on your thick accent cause thats how you think people outside of scotland thin scots speak…now drink boy and prepare
um yes mr voice in mah heid
Results posted:
#1 Buscus Brawl
Angus McMutton (c) vs. Woolsey Smythe
Angus wins against the ghost
Scene: IGgy is mad that Angus is incapable of dedicating himself to just one tag-team and bans him from tag-team wrestling while also vowing to take matters into his own hands by aligning with the devil himself to form a tag team.
#2 Just a friendly garbage exhibition.
Garbo Barba vs. Garbo Girl
Garbo wins!!! Oh, Girl, I mean Garbo Girl!
Scene: Fruity hypes himself up a bit before the match to remind himself that he can indeed hug
#3 Bunny Championship :3
Fruitsniffer vs. Tommy Wiseau (c)
It's possible that Fruity may have overcome his weird hugless slump. Oh, and fruity got thrown around by an invisible force once...
Scene: Angus goes fucking mental and murders tommy backstage then cuts a promo on... I didn't understand a word.
#4 LPFWA Women's Championship No. 1 Contender Match.
Valerie Easton vs. Nadira
At one point Nadira was going for a 450 but Val dodged at the last moment to taunt...
I believe that to be the point in the match where Val's victory was decided.
Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
Goat-Man vs. Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Lore Convoluter vs. Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle vs. Scott Steiner
So, basically all our guys got eliminated first and then Joe, Kurt and Scott had a three-way at sacrifice.
#5 Tag Team Match.
Los Ingobernables de Luna vs. The Third Street Sinners
IGgy's mystery partner was none other than Dash Fucking Rendar himself and together they tore it down!!! Like... IGgy literally tore them all down. That moment, of course, was immediately followed by this. They won, though. IGgy and Dash won.
Main Event: Kawaii Championship
Konami Kouda vs. Tolvie (c)
What a true David vs. Goliath type match. Konami threw everything she got at Tolvie but Tolvie just ignores it and wins. That's how the story goes, right?
yerpalhal, post:152, topic:2484, full:true posted:
This wis it…consider the broken mangled twisted desicrated bodies of The ghost and that wee bampot Tommy as my first shot in mah crusade. I will bring Hope and despair tae the moon. Hope of nae mair of that drunken twat iggys asinine booking and despair tae anyone stupid enough tae get in mah way…you must be scared o me iggy tae even take the pieces of silver in order to dare team up wie that living trash machine Rendar. Exile me frae thon tag teams…ye dare take me away from my friends at the warriors or mah boys in the sinners. i dinnae need help to shove a bottle of jargir doon yuir song hole.
Mah name is Angus Mcmutton and ah am a mad mental drunk bastard. noo whas next?